This was e-mailed to be this morning.....
1. Don’t pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he’ll just kill you..
2. If you find yourself i n a fair fight, your tactics suck.
3. I carry a gun cause a cop is too heavy.
4. When seconds count, the cops are just minutes away.
5. A reporter did a human-interest piece on the Texas Rangers. The reporter recognized the Colt Model 1911 the Ranger was carrying and asked him ‘Why do you carry a 45?’ The Ranger responded, ‘Because they don’t make a 46.’
6. The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented on his wearing his sidearm. ‘Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you expecting trouble?’ ‘No Ma’am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have brought my shotgun.’
7. Beware the man who only has one gun. HE PROBABLY KNOWS HOW TO USE IT!!!
6. The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented on his wearing his sidearm. Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you expecting trouble? No Maam. If I were expecting trouble, I would have brought my shotgun.
Just to add my $ 00.02:
Q: I see you have your pistol. Are you expecting trouble?
Do you have a fire extinguisher at home?
Do you have First aide kit at home and in your car?
Spare tire in your car?
Flashlight?
These are things you have IN CASE of trouble, How is a gun any different?