8-hours?? No, you simply wrap the belt around his worthless neck, twist around and pull him up on your back while screaming in his ears a six-count. By the count of six you can drop the corpse and continue to defile it as you wish.
If I'd wanted something merciful like that, I'd have just said
Git A Rope!
But that's for common horse theives and such, not for guys who beat babies for an hour.
61 posted on 03/12/2009 4:08:39 PM PDT by El Gato
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