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To: Polybius

I think its great!


25 posted on 03/12/2009 9:36:24 AM PDT by Beagle8U (FreeRepublic -- One stop shopping ....... Its the Conservative Super WalMart for news .)
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To: Beagle8U
"Y'all got a problem with that, boy?" .... Senator Strom Thurmond, circa 1978

I think its great!

It seems that, back in those days, Senator Bob Dole was having .... ummm .... "problems" in a certain department relating to married life. So, he went to his friend, the much older Senator Thurmond, for advice.

"It all has to do with circulation!", said Senator Thurmond. "Ya got to get the blood circulating down there. So, before I get into bed, I drop down and give the old boy fifty, just like back in boot camp. And I count 'em out real fast 'One! Two! Three' Four!....' When I get to fifty, I'm ready to go!"

So, next Friday night, Bob Dole came home after some late night Senate business, got ready for bed, turned off the lights, dropped down on the floor and started started counting out real fast, "One! Two! Three' Four!....

Mrs. Dole then sat up in bed and whispered into the darkness, "Strom? Is that you, Strom?"

31 posted on 03/12/2009 10:21:02 AM PDT by Polybius
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