[Logic n' Reason]

Henceforward, I shall do my utmost not to buy or borrow any more umbrellas!

[Tijeras_Slim]

Thank God for Gore Tex.

[dennisw]

Good explanation. He didn’t mention Democrats like Frank and Dodd who are also to blame. But the larger culprits are Wall Street, bankers, criminal mortgage makers like Country Wide. Minority house flippers are small potatoes

[Cyber Liberty]

I love little tiny font. It makes it seem so important.

[EGPWS]

I tell you, that guy Buffett will go places.

And he has maintained his place by keeping wannabe's a day late and a dollar short.

Oh, he got there the same way too. ; )

[Professor_Leonide]

Personally, I use my credit card to buy new clothes - which I usually order over the internet. You see, by doing this, I am avoiding the middle man.

[KTM rider]

I just borrowed one of those umbrellas, I knew it would be a gamble,

the dice fell on snake eyes, now its raining cats and dogs

they haven't asked for it back yet but

should I cut my losses and give the umbrella back before I lose my overcoat and hat trying to keep their worthless umbrella ?

[Sawdring]

He lost me at the word umbrella.