Obama is in trouble

The DC Examiner ^ | March 6, 2009

[nkycincinnatikid]

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[dsutah]

I’ll tell you what, I’d rather have the “pork king” than a closet communist! Too bad he’s so old! Of course, I’d even more prefer an all-around conservative Republican. But if I’m going to get a Dem., I’d rather have Byrd!

[Mac from Cleveland]

I got divorced last year—told a pal I lost 140 lbs. of ugly fat—meaning my MIL. She was a real charmer.

What was Rodney dangerfield’s definition of “mixed emotions” -something like “Loaning your mother-in-law your new Ferrari, and watching her drive off a cliff with it.”