[umgud]

Nationalize them and let the US Postal Service take them over. /s

[muawiyah]

Only if you fire all the managers at USPS first. In my experience the UPS managers are a cut above most of the rest in the mail, baggage and express business.

Fed-Ex has a bunch of "passed over for promotion" types from the "other mail, baggage and express" companies.

BTW, part of my plan to privatize USPS included a leveraged buyout of UPS.