...Next, in Al Gore Teaches Chemistry, we’ll show you the secrets behind the science of turning pig-farts into gold! Don’t turn that dial, or you’ll be the only sucker without gobs and gobs of “congressional gold”!
I thought everyone knew how to do that already? If you don't know and want to learn I will be glad to teach you at a fraction of the cost Gore would charge. What you have to remember is that it takes, oh, say, 30 years before the farts actually turn to gold. So, just hang in there and don't come looking for your money back until the 30 years is up,ok?