[Smogger]

I would jump out a window, but I’m on the ground floor. :-(

[kcvl]

No, you don’t!

You aren’t leaving the rest of us to deal with this mess!!!

[668 - Neighbor of the Beast]

Old Jackie Mason gag:

“My uncle was wiped out in the crash of ‘29. This rich stockbroker jumped out a window and fell on his pushcart!”