You have got to be kidding. Right? If not, seek help because the derangement syndrome is getting the best of you. There is nothing 'trashy' about that setup for the kids.
No I’m not kidding. I’m also not suffering from derrangment syndrom. I think they look horrible in a yard and after growing up in a faimly that was always into real estate I know how much they lower property values and how much harder they make a house to be sold.