Ah, if it were only that easy, you might have some credibility. Do you live on a golf course? Are you married to a corporate vice president? Do you run a successful small business that never spent a dime on advertising? Sorry, the whole "put that dog to sleep, cause every time I kick it, it tries to bite me" mentality isn't going to cut it in today's marketplace.
How pathetic does one have to become to actually use the "say it to my face" chestnut across the internet...? If you're not ashamed, your psyche is corrupted.
I thought you union boys liked a fair brawl...