Just look at the symbol, and know that government is doing all it can to take care of you. Hey, don't look at the stock ticker, look at the symbol, darn it! Look at the red and the white and the blue and the green! Yes, green, isn't it beautiful? Stop crying over the fact that your stingy old employer just moved to Ireland to stop me from taking all of his profits and you are now jobless. Look at my symbol! We are doing all that we can! Keep looking. There, isn't government control wonderful? You are getting sleepy.."
