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(Breaking) Farting underwater creatures release greenhouse gases
thelocal.de ^ | 3 Mar 09

Posted on 03/03/2009 11:17:45 AM PST by GonzoII

Humans and farm animals were known to emit harmful greenhouse gases through digestion, but German researchers said Tuesday that aquatic worms and bugs are contributing to climate change by farting laughing gas.

(Excerpt) Read more at thelocal.de ...


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Foreign Affairs; Germany; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: globalwarming; hoax
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1 posted on 03/03/2009 11:17:45 AM PST by GonzoII
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aquatic worms and bugs are contributing to climate change by farting laughing gas.

Surely the next "bubble" the World will have to contend with...

2 posted on 03/03/2009 11:18:52 AM PST by bcsco (Illinois politicians should be read their Miranda rights when sworn in to office...)
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To: GonzoII

Well, at least the world will be happy. This might even apply to the angry leftists of this world. LOL!!!!


3 posted on 03/03/2009 11:19:53 AM PST by txnativegop (God Bless America! (NRA-Endowment))
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To: GonzoII

News Flash: Obama to sign $10 trillion program to stop underwater creatures from releasing greenhouse gases.


4 posted on 03/03/2009 11:20:16 AM PST by Jim W N
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To: GonzoII

I say we take off and nuke the entire planet from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.


5 posted on 03/03/2009 11:21:40 AM PST by null and void (We are now in day 40 of our national holiday from reality.)
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To: GonzoII

LOL, now I know why!


6 posted on 03/03/2009 11:21:50 AM PST by Paladin2 (No, pundits strongly believe that the proper solution is more dilution.)
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To: GonzoII

What does Algore think of this? An inconvenient bubble?


7 posted on 03/03/2009 11:21:57 AM PST by vox_freedom ("If God be for us, who is against us?" -- Romans 8:31)
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To: bcsco

LOL! Obama will now tax our aquariums and goldfish bowls.


8 posted on 03/03/2009 11:22:20 AM PST by KittenClaws (By dead: "The state rubs the lotion on its skin, then it places the lotion in the basket".)
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To: windcliff

ping


9 posted on 03/03/2009 11:23:48 AM PST by stylecouncilor (The black man is keeping me down!)
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Coleman: It's a whirlpool bath, Sir. I think you'll enjoy it. [starts Jacuzzi]

Billy Ray: Heey! This is all right! When I was growing up, if we wanted a Jacuzzi, we had to fart in the tub.

10 posted on 03/03/2009 11:23:53 AM PST by Dahoser (America's great untapped alternative energy source: The Founding Fathers spinning in their graves.)
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To: bcsco
He who smelt it dealt it.

11 posted on 03/03/2009 11:24:26 AM PST by I see my hands (_8(|)
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To: GonzoII

Hey, how about taking the Co2 out of soda, beer and champaigne?

Donning flame suit...


12 posted on 03/03/2009 11:25:15 AM PST by texmexis best (uency)
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“German researchers said Tuesday that aquatic worms and bugs are contributing to climate change by farting laughing gas.”.....

German reseachers with a lot of time on their hands?....


13 posted on 03/03/2009 11:25:35 AM PST by AngelesCrestHighway
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President Obama;
Please send me $1,000,000,000 in stimulus package cash so that I can conduct a study on aquatic worms that fart laughing gas. And despite what it looks like thats why I'll be laughing while sitting in a beach front bar in Hawaii.
14 posted on 03/03/2009 11:26:35 AM PST by GonzoGOP (There are millions of paranoid people in the world and they are all out to get me.)
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To: GonzoII

Is this thread breaking...like the wind? :)


15 posted on 03/03/2009 11:26:40 AM PST by Pharmer (Palin in 2012! We are so screwed! Go Flyers!)
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To: GonzoII

That’s nothing!....I laugh everytime I fart underwater!....pull my finger!


16 posted on 03/03/2009 11:27:09 AM PST by AngelesCrestHighway
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To: GonzoII
How dare you break wind before me!


17 posted on 03/03/2009 11:27:59 AM PST by rednesss (fascism is the union,marriage,merger or fusion of corporate economic power with governmental power)
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“An inconvenient bubble?”.....

I just fell out of my chair laughing!.......


18 posted on 03/03/2009 11:28:06 AM PST by AngelesCrestHighway
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To: rednesss

How dare you break wind before me!

I didn’t know it was your turn!


19 posted on 03/03/2009 11:29:10 AM PST by AngelesCrestHighway
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To: GonzoII

TAX THE LITTLE BASTARDS!


20 posted on 03/03/2009 11:29:17 AM PST by 2111USMC
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