[Vigilanteman]

What’s wrong with you? Don’t you understand that American taxpayers are a bottomless pit of funds pilfered from elsewhere and it’s only right that we “spread our wealth” by taking in the third world rather than teaching the third world how to create their own wealth from capitalism?

[Reagan is King]

Oh, I see. So it's actually better to "give a man a fish so he can eat for a day" rather than "teach a man to fish so he can eat forever"? That makes much more sense! I see the Obama way now. I see now how selfish I've been. I just need to start working twice as much to support these people.

I think I'll send all my personal wealth to the Illegal Immigrant Support Center tomorrow so they can spend it wisely. Thanks for setting me straight!