Just register your rifles and you'll be OK. Would we lie to you? All of them, serial numbers too. Thank you.
Oh, and if you don't list all of them and we find them, you'll be automatically a felon. Did we mention that?
And if we find your case of cheap Russian "armor piercing cop killer bullets", you'll automatically be a felon.
We believe in the second amendment and fully support the rights of licensed hunters and registered target shooters.
American hunters and target shooters all support this vital safety legislation. Anyone who does not is a dangerous nut.
America has voted overwhelmingly for Change. Now let's not waste time in getting Change done. Register them or destroy them.
No one needs a weapon that can penetrate a cop's vest. This is the 21st century. We all must sacrifice for the greater good.
We won. We write the bills and you spread your cheeks. Thank you for your cooperation, citizen.
If they believe they can pull that off, they might just be stupid enough to trigger the disaster that would be CW2.
The heavy hand of government, when wielded by any freaky-bitch liberal, is that much heavier.
And HR 45, already in the hopper, would do just that. Sure it doesn't have any cosponsors, for now anyway, but it's all ready to be attached to some "emergency" legislation. And it was written, or at least filed, by The One's very own Congressman, former(?) Black Panther, Bobby Rush.