[GQuagmire]

List of things to do instead....
Cat litter box changing
Toenail clipping
Scrub toilet
Watch some paint dry

Feel free to add to list...

[Hoodat]

There's always the ever-popular 'picking up frozen dog turds off the lawn'.

(Recommendation courtesy of another Freeper)

[jester221]

Cleaning the refrigerator condenser coils;
Cleaning the dog’s ear wax and anal sac;
Reading through the insurance policy’s fine print;

[shoutingandpointing]

“List of things to do instead....
Cat litter box changing
Toenail clipping
Scrub toilet
Watch some paint dry

Feel free to add to list...”

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Measure and catalog depths of all pants pockets.
Collect all the dust in the house and then weigh it; weigh it again just to be sure.
Count pea gravel in driveway.
Count pea gravel in neighbor's driveway.
Use a Q-tip to polish each grain of rice in the pantry (~ 100 lbs.)
Floss the cat's teeth.
Go for stitches after flossing the cat's teeth.
Play chess against a loaf of bread: the bread moves first, no time limits.
Call myself and leave short messages until my voice mail is full.
Replay all my voice mails to myself just in case someone manged to slip an important message in there somewhere.
Mop the deck: it is currently 17 degrees outside.
Watch “Pride and Prejudice” nonstop until I actually start to enjoy it.

[Evie Munchkin]

Well I just changed my son’s poopy diaper. Tomorrow is our trash collection day so I guess I’ll be spending the hour taking out the trash.

Now if only the country would take out its trash as well....