[PapaBear3625]

A friend who is a psychologist tells me he believes Obama is clinically insane. Oh, joy.

Regardless of that, you can depend on him getting to the bottom of what happened to the strawberries. He will prove his case with geometric logic. </obscure "Caine Mutiny" movie reference>

[pabianice]

Captain Obama: "Ahh, but the strawberries that's... that's where I had them. They laughed at me and made jokes but I proved beyond the shadow of a doubt and with... geometric logic... that a duplicate key to the wardroom icebox DID exist, and I'd have produced that key if they hadn't of pulled the Caine out of action. I, I, I know now they were only trying to protect some fellow officers..."