yeah but it’s fun to call them and tell them you’re not that stupid.
Let’s see, we’ll also have to pay an insurance premium for each knife in our kitchen...
...and a premium for each pair of scissors in the house (safety scissors get a 30% discount)...
...there will be a 60% “Public Hazard Fee” upon purchase of baseball bats, crowbars, hammers, etc...
Oh! And if your car weighs in excess of 3500 lbs, you’ll have to pay an insurance premium on its increased killing power...