[Zeppelin]

They will just do like zer0 and vote *present*

When we take back the Congress, we need to change the rules to allow ONLY the following 3 choices as legitimate votes:

(1) YEA

(2) NAY

(3) I'M A DOUCHEBAG

And if you don't show up to vote, it defaults to #3.

Then those campaigning can say, "ladies and gentlemen, my opponent is a complete bag. Just ask him! He voted himself a DB 37% of the time!"

[rudman]

Thanks for the laugh. I think that’d be a great tv spot.