Seriously, if you could break into DNC headquarters and fax or email a "press release" to the "MSM" that this was happening, and blame it on wealthy Republican tax protester infiltrators into the civil service system, they'd be investigated by the end of this week (it's Thursday). Of course, the 'Rats would be FURIOUS that you played such a dirty trick on so many of their voters.
You don’t have to break in. A pair of needle nose
pliers will open the network interface box on the side of
their building. If they have analog service, all you need
is a fax machine, a line cord and a couple of alligator
clips.
Mike