“If I was going to move to Canada, I’d live in Edmonton. Friends there. Hot summers, cold winters, conservative values.”
I suggest moving to Calgary. With just those lines for openers, you could make a living as a stand-up comic!
“Redmonton” ain’t all that conservative!
My friends are in Leduc, not Edmonton proper.
Incidently I did seriously consider this at one point a year ago, and do remember reading a great deal about "green" initiatives in Edmonton which raised a few red flags.