General Lafayette: "Mon General Obama, the British are moving troops to Yorktown. You must consider abandoning your plans to attack New York and mass forces at Yorktown for victory..."
General Obama: "Er...Uhmm...PRESENT!"
General W.T. Sherman: "General Obama, we have completely surrounded the Confederate Army of the Mississippi at Vicksburg and have effectively cut the Confederacy in half. What are your orders?"
General Obama: "Er...Uhm...let's talk to them without pre-conditions"
General Marshall: "Mr. President, I regret to inform you that the Japanese conducted a surprise attack on our naval forces at Pearl Harbor this morning".
President Obama: "Er, Uhm... I thought we were downsizing our Navy anyway to spend the money on social welfare programs...looks like the Japanese just did us a huge favor. Let's stop this U.S.imperialism and retreat from Hawaii and the Phillipines before more innocent Japanese are impacted by our failed policies of the past."
Staff Meteorologist Group Captain James Stagg: "General Obama, it appears that we will have a short window of opportunity on 6 June to conduct the Normandy beach landings..."
Supreme Allied Commander General Obama: Er, I...uhm...er...uhm...PRESENT!
General of the Army Air Force, Hap Arnold: "Mr. President, the 509th Composite Group has landed at Tinian and are preparing for their nuclear bomb attacks on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. We'll save as many as 1 million American lives by ending this war and avoiding costly amphibous landings on mainland Japan".
President "the buck stops here" Obama: "Uhhhh...er....we need to share this technology to promote world peace and understanding. I'll form a multi-national commission of our adversaries to study this and provide me recommendations on how to spread the wealth of this new energy source. By the way, have we abandoned Hawaii and the Phillipines yet?"
Oh crap that was Funny sad....