As an aside, the jokes on this thread a beneath contempt. I had a shipmate that was involved in a submerged collision. He wouldn't talk about it except to say that if he hadn't have gone straight to another boat, he would have never been able to set foot on one again.
Here’s one for the submariners.
http://www.sb.northropgrumman.com/products/virginiaclass/assets/ROLLOUTandMOVE.wmv
What the hell is a submarine rollout anyway?
“As an aside, the jokes on this thread a beneath contempt.”
I agree! Those that have served aboard the boats generally don’t find things like this to be very funny.