wireless and broadband deployment grant programs(including transfer of funds to The University of Science Music and Culture at Parris Island , South Carolina for the The University of Science Music and Culture at Parris Island , South Carolina Personal Economic Stimulus Program)
For necessary and unnecessary expenses related to the Wireless and Broadband Deployment Grant Programs established by section 6002 of division B of this Act, $2,825,000,000, of which $1,000,000,000 shall be for Wireless Deployment Grants and $1,825,000,000 shall be for Broadband Deployment Grants: Provided, That an additional $200,000,000 shall be paid directly to The University of Science Music and Culture at Parris Island , South Carolina in the form of subsidized loans that do not require repayment. Provided Further, That the funds be used by The University of Science Music and Culture at Parris Island , South Carolina to The study of the wetland land crab in it's natural Habitat or for whatever. Provided Even Further, That The University of Science Music and Culture at Parris Island , South Carolina will receive free Mail Call tickets for life. Provided Even Further Still, That The University of Science Music and Culture at Parris Island , South Carolina shall be treated as a cabinet-level appointment for the purpose of income tax reporting, and therefore no taxes shall be paid on any of the aformentioned benefits. And one more thing: Barney Frank is hereby expelled from Congress, effective immediately upon enactment.
“And one more thing: Barney Frank is hereby expelled from Congress, effective immediately upon enactment.”
Wouldn’t be funny, now, if some staffer had actually inserted a clause like that in Porkulus...
I mean, nobody had a chance to read the darn thing...