I say we bring back tests like they used to find witches. We can throw him in the lake and he drowns it means he’s a good republican. If he floats it means he’s a democrat and we can flog him (I’m not so inhumane as to burn him)
“...we can flog him (I’m not so inhumane as to burn him)”
‘Proper’ burning can be more humane than flogging to death. Instead of a slow roast you make enough smoke to cause quick asphyxiation or enough heat to quickly scorch the lungs so they don’t function.
Flogging can be slow.