[muawiyah]

Typical of those suffering from a vowel shortage, Br’r Kowalczyk needs first to think about assimilating to this country rather than the magic land in his mind where everybody is a gay Negro from Tehran.

[Starfleet Command]

Typical of those suffering from a vowel shortage, Br’r Kowalczyk needs first to think about assimilating to this country rather than the magic land in his mind where everybody is a gay Negro from Tehran.

Based on his/her/its name, I'd say s/he's Klingon. Probably a really, *really* weak one, too.