I understand the man's reasoning completely
Here's Debbie's husband's latest "family story":
When he entered, she was standing in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast, wearing only the 'T' shirt (XXXL) that she normally slept in.
As he walked in almost awake, she turned and said softly, 'You've got to make love to me this very moment.'
His eyes lit up and thought, 'I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day.'
Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraced her and then gave it his all; right there on the kitchen floor, she being too big to get on the "good ol' kitchen table", like the original joke. (8-}
Afterwards, she said, "Thanks", and returned to the stove, her 'T' shirt (XXXL) now around her neck.
A little puzzled, he asked, 'What was that all about?'
She explained, 'The egg timer's broken.'
