Only in an alternate universe...maybe.
Oh no. OH no-n-n-n-n-n-n-nnnoooooooo. Please tell me that I misunderstood you. Please?
Please tell me THIS is the “alternate universe” you speak of. Please? Please tell me this is not the reality and that I can wake up to find the America I know and love is just fine.
Please? Anyone? Help? :(