[ConservativeStatement]

I bet he wishes her name was Jo.

[DocH]

MUST be a case of “Tit for Tat”.

[TigersEye]

I'm sorry. This is too funny.

Dominique, who has eight tattoos herself, claimed Wayne asked her to cut the marks into him. But he said yesterday: “There is no way I’d ever agree to that.

How do you know? You don't remember the sex and you didn't feel her carving on you. Maybe you did ask her to do it. LOL

[Darwin Fish]

That happened to me once. But I was awake and liked it.

[Repeal The 17th]

I used to work with a guy whose nickname was “Red Bone”.
I can not tell you here how he got that nickname...
but let’s just say he had a similar experience.

[InsensitiveConservative]

She probably didn't want him to lose her name and phone number...

[winodog]

That reminds me of the time I woke up rolled up in a rug. I could wiggle my toes and talk but that was about it.
I never peed in her back yard again.

[Cacique]

Jerk, he’s lucky it wasn’t another Lorena Bobbit.

[Ezekiel]

HORRIFIED Wayne Robinson

Say, that sure looks like a middle name. Who's got that ping list?

[MARTIAL MONK]

Good thing that she was into carvin’ instead of whittling wood.