But only when they are in the minority. In power they transform, like were-pigs, and bury their faces in the govt. gravy trough.
They don’t need a mouth or nose. One trait of a were-pig is being able to breathe through the top of your head. This allows constant gorging without the chance of suffocation. You can only kill a were-pig Republican by voting Democrat or solid-conservative.
A rather unusual portrait of the modern RINO indeed. But not every one on our side of congress fits that bill. There are still a few conservatives left. They must take the lead and show their piggies the errors of their ways.