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San Francisco officials seek toilet torcher
AP via MSNBC.com ^ | February 4, 2009

Posted on 02/04/2009 10:23:55 AM PST by rightwingintelligentsia

SAN FRANCISCO - Construction workers are anxious and investigators are puzzled. Someone has been sending San Francisco's portable toilets up in flames in a wave of potty pyromania.

(Excerpt) Read more at msnbc.msn.com ...


TOPICS: News/Current Events; US: California
KEYWORDS: freepun; pyromania; sanfrancisco; toilet
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1 posted on 02/04/2009 10:23:56 AM PST by rightwingintelligentsia
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

Probably one of the local turd-burglars.


2 posted on 02/04/2009 10:25:27 AM PST by cweese (Hook 'em Horns!!!)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

Crap like this just burns me up. This really stinks.


3 posted on 02/04/2009 10:25:28 AM PST by MrEdd (Heck? Geewhiz Cripes, thats the place where people who don't believe in Gosh think they aint going.)
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To: The Spirit Of Allegiance

ping


4 posted on 02/04/2009 10:26:32 AM PST by MrEdd (Heck? Geewhiz Cripes, thats the place where people who don't believe in Gosh think they aint going.)
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To: MrEdd

LOL


5 posted on 02/04/2009 10:27:57 AM PST by Navy Patriot (John McCain, the Manchurian Candidate, makes a Marxist President.)
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To: cweese

It may chutney ferrets gnawing on stuff they shouldn’t.


6 posted on 02/04/2009 10:28:51 AM PST by DogBarkTree (Sometimes you have to let it go in order to get a Grip.)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

Wow... I guess the economy really is in bad shape when people are stealing turds and burning up the evidence. Some desperate folks out there! ;-)


7 posted on 02/04/2009 10:29:31 AM PST by ScottinVA (Make my world PURRRFECT, Lord Obama!)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

“More beans, Mr. Taggart?”
“...I’d say you’ve had enough.”

Alternately, if your sex is on fire, you’re not using enough lube.


8 posted on 02/04/2009 10:30:34 AM PST by RichInOC (No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

Maybe someone was looking for creative ways to grill on Super Bowl Sunday!


9 posted on 02/04/2009 10:31:36 AM PST by ScottinVA (Make my world PURRRFECT, Lord Obama!)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia
Actually, this goes to the competence of the SFPD to solve ANY crime. Clouseau is world class compared to SF.
10 posted on 02/04/2009 10:34:13 AM PST by Navy Patriot (John McCain, the Manchurian Candidate, makes a Marxist President.)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

Porta-potty Hindenberg.


11 posted on 02/04/2009 10:35:39 AM PST by 6SJ7 (Atlas Shrugged Mode: ON)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

Being that it’s San Francisco, the likeliest explanation is a gang of green fanatics who think that portapotties are Bad For The Environment.


12 posted on 02/04/2009 10:45:51 AM PST by Cicero (Marcus Tullius)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

Some flamer.


13 posted on 02/04/2009 10:45:53 AM PST by RightOnTheLeftCoast ([In the primaries, vote "FOR". In the general, vote "AGAINST". ...See? Easy.])
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

Someone eating red hot chilli with ‘’Texas Pete’’ on it?


14 posted on 02/04/2009 10:46:02 AM PST by Waco
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

I wonder if they’ve been cleaned out on a regular schedule. That’s the only reason I’ve seen for burning them. The company that served the job site got the message real quick.


15 posted on 02/04/2009 10:47:25 AM PST by meatloaf
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16 posted on 02/04/2009 10:47:40 AM PST by fieldmarshaldj (~"This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps !"~~)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

This is why we have to stop people who leave flaming bags of poo on peoples’ doorsteps when they are young. Gotta nip this sh1t out right away.


17 posted on 02/04/2009 10:47:41 AM PST by Secret Agent Man (I'd like to tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

It might actually be a deranged Vietnam Vet reliving the worst chore of the war.


18 posted on 02/04/2009 10:48:47 AM PST by Tijeras_Slim
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

What we know

San Francisco
Public Toilets
Pyromania

It’s clear - cops should be looking for a homosexual manic-depressive sexual fetishist with scatalogical fixation and MOMMY issues.

NEXT!


19 posted on 02/04/2009 10:50:33 AM PST by PGR88
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To: PGR88

Well, that rules out about 5% of the population.


20 posted on 02/04/2009 10:55:33 AM PST by fieldmarshaldj (~"This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps !"~~)
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