As if you hillbillies are smart enough to use nucular bombs.
Ever heard of Pantex nuclear storage facility? You do realized that Oak Ridge Labs are in the South as well correct?
So what? We'd distract the guards at both facilities by peeing on a Lynrd Skynrd album. Then four or five Maine lobstermen could take both places and keep the Johnny Rebs at bay for years by confusing them with multi-syllabic words.