Thank you for this. I have always wondered why tears of joy ran down my cheeks as I wrote out my checks for the payment of taxes. Not until now did I understand the compulsion to put John Phillip Sousa Marches on the Stereo. Now it makes sense...I am in a state of RELIGIOUS EUPHORIA and at the same time overcome with a sense of PATRIOTIC FERVOR. Oh, the joy! Tonight I will sleep with my tax forms under my pillow. If you believe this, get help FAST!!
If you put your tax forms under your pillow (which is appropriate because paying taxes is like pulling teeth), the Stimulus Fairy will leave a gift for you. Maybe your driveway will be paved as part of the massive infrastructure spending. Provided, of course, that you are a registered Demonrat and have contributed faithfully to The Party and its array of PACs, unions, etc.