In a speech today, President Obama encouraged all Americans to “stand around looking worried”.
Top 10 little known stimulus package items:
1. Shamwow Museum of Opulent Pancakes . $13 million. Hoboken ,NJ.
2. Hydraulics for the Karl Marx float for the 2009 May Day parade. Ithica,NY. $6 million
3. Eddie Griffin Performance Driving School helmet upgrades.Hollywood,CA. $3 million
4. Society for Film Preservation’s security staff for the East Wing of the Electric Bugaloo I and II film archives. $1.9 million .. Burbank,CA.
5. Al Gore Divinity School art work. $6 million. Hell, MI.
6. Keanea Reeves Acting School. $5 million for floor buffers . Poughkeepsie ,FL
7. Geothermal Hockey Warming shack. $11 million. Biwabik,MN.
8. Hydro to Solar conversion of the Hoover Dam. $180 billion.
9. World’s 1st recumbent bicycle drag strip. $50 million. Bristol ,TN.
10. Unweave and reweave the world’s largest ball of twine. $11 million. Cawker City,KS.
good luck,
Wobbly Bob