[dragnet2]

What's the "story" here? Yeah, having octuplets is highly unusual, but so freaking what? How much can there be to say about it?

She'll say, "I had lots of babies, hospital food was lousy, now you give me money, big house and new car".

[brewcrew]

She'll say, "I had lots of babies, hospital food was lousy, now you give me money, big house and new car".

You forgot, "What a country!"