Let's all send a sweater to the Oval Office. (Doesn't have to be a new one - pick one up at Salvation Army - we gotta be thrifty, right?)
If the one who would be king suddenly got swamped with sweaters, that would make a comical news story the press wouldn't be able to resist.
They would include the video of his preaching to us about “you can't have your thermostats at 72, you can't eat all you want to...”
Another layer of sheeple would open an eye... and
(Someone, whose middle name must not again be mentioned, would be livid.)
I wonder how many people will freeze to death while he is watching the Super Bowl.
Our cable is out of order so we will miss it...life is hell in Coxland.