No. You have completely -- perhaps unknowingly -- distored things.
Read the first two chapters in Genesis from the perspective of someone standing on planet earth and what they would have seen. It all falls into line.
You have completely -- perhaps unknowingly -- distorted things. The first two chapters of Genesis were never understood as communicating long-ages until man's opinion of the existence of long-ages became popular.
At that point, a certain segment of Christianity began to argue for long-ages because they put more faith in the words of men than in the Word of God. It all falls into line.