I have to admit that, when I read your first post, I thought you were serious. It took a second read to figure out that it was satire.
That's the problem with these Young-Earth Creationist posts -- it's difficult to tell when someone is writing satire or if they're just plain ignorant and darn proud of it.
I have the same problem. In fact I think I misdirected a reply due to that confusion.
==That’s the problem with these Young-Earth Creationist posts
Your problem with these YEC posts is that you can’t feel good about yourself until everyone compromises the Word of God like you do...not to mention the fact that we are steadily dismantling Darwood and his Big Bang tag-alongs (which includes the fidgety-Ross and his lesser followers, aka you).
I believe the phrase “you can’t vaudeville Vaudeville” applies.
PS You just encouraged me to step up my attacks on the Big Bang fizzle and the already crumbling Temple of Darwin. Thanks for helping me find my second wind. LOL