[Old North State]

I think everybody should listen to Gore. I remember reading about him and his real name is Gore-Al how his home planet got destroyed by global warming and how his Dad, Jore-Al wrapped him in some super blanket and put him in a rocket to Earth and how he landed in Tennessee but built a Fortress of Stupitude out of ice in the Arctic but now it's melting and he wants to warn us to save Earth. Or maybe I've got that confused with something else, maybe it wasn't Tennessee.

[csmusaret]

We could save the planet if only we could make Al Gore stop emitting CO2.