War on Smoking;
War on Food Fat;
War on Guns.
Old Bloomers is clearly un-American and delusional.
Get rid of him, New Yorkers, before he turns you into a Communist mini state.
Too late.
The problem is that salt is being imported from thos states with lax salt control!
He needs to send undercover operatives to other states to try and buy salt. If they are successful, thewn he needs to have them indicted in NYC in front of a favorable federal judge so that he can force them into having Bloomberg appoint a special master to regulate salt sales.
...while the War on Terror is suddenly a non-issue, so much so that the term cannot even be spoken. According to Obama's press secretary, they prefer to call it a "challenge." But dietary salt? Liberals have finally found a danger to the republic worthy of battle.
If Herr Bloomberg wants to use the power of the state to wage war on hidden substances in our food, I'd be cool with a war on melamine.
Sounds like divine rights of king, especially the fact that he wants to run for a third term. God help us all if he does.