Dear Iran:
We are awfully sorry for all the mean things those Republican Presidents did to you. We would like to know if there is anything, and I mean ANYTHING you would like us to do to make things up to you. We don’t mind that you have nuclear weapons, and the whole Israel thing is a big headache for us, too, so you just do whatever with them.
We are sure to be big friends now so you can have a green light in the middle east to do as you wish. After all, we don’t want to seem imperialistic or meddling in any way.
We are just going to bow out now, but feel free to call us in the future if there is anything you want.
xxxooo
Your BFF BO
I know this is serious stuff, but oh my goodness, that was one funny post!