Man uses 'Final Exit' as suicide guide

UPI ^ | 1/24/09 | UPI

[wagglebee]

You might be right, I’m not sure, there have been so many zotted trolls.

[BykrBayb]

And there will be so many more.

[wagglebee]

Actually, I’m pretty sure some of them may have been retreads, I’m not sure how those get counted.

[BykrBayb]

As rezots?

[wagglebee]

Something like that.

[Mr. Silverback]

You know, he never did answer my question about whether a mom who kills herself the day after a breast cancer diagnosis is heroic or not.

[BykrBayb]

Really? I just thought I missed it. Would you please ping me if he ever gets around to it?

[wagglebee]

I’m still waiting for one of the deathbots to show me some sort of documentation that palliative narcotics and/or medically induced comas will not alleviate pain.

For that matter, I’m still waiting to find out why Terri needed morphine for pain if she was a “vegetable” or how a “vegetable” could experience “euphoria”.

[BykrBayb]

The only way Terri was able to experience any pain or pleasure was to be starved and dehydrated to death, which of course caused her to experience euphoria. I’m sure that comes as a relief to anyone who has chosen that method of death for their former loved ones.

[jps098]

I have a policy that is for $700,000 and it will pay for any cause. There was a 24 month suicide clause. I purchased the policy 18 years ago and if I commit suicide, my wife retires.

[BykrBayb]

Oops, did I say "former loved ones?" I meant formerly loved ones.

[Ruy Dias de Bivar]

**and similarly I will not give a woman a pessary to cause an abortion.
But I will preserve the purity of my life and my arts ***

I saw a copy of this on the wall of a physician I used to go to.

It read...”And similarly I will not give a woman an illegal operation.” End of quote.

[wagglebee]

So, Terri was a “vegetable” who couldn’t feel anything and had no real brain activity, but could suddenly experience pain and euphoria while she was being slowly murdered?

[BykrBayb]

Euphoria yes, but not pain. The very presence of the team of murderers prevented any possibility of pain. Only euphoria.

[wagglebee]

Then why the morphine?

[BykrBayb]

Um, double the pleasure, double the fun? /deathcult

[wagglebee]

Yep, and just to make it more pleasing Mikey and the other murderers decided to have a pizza party at Terri’s bedside the night before she died.

[NavVet]

Actually, they usually do, although some policies won't cover suicide for the first year or two.

[NavVet]

If I don’t, who will?

[NavVet]

I don’t but my wife DVR’s that channel for some reason.