I would really like to see daily "mini-profiles" of the remaining 200 detainees at GITMO.
Or better yet, Topps or Fleer could release special sets of trading cards. Each card could contain vital stats, and where they're likely headed to after GITMO is closed.
I've suggested to my liberal alumni that they be sent to Seattle, Portland, SF, and Chicago, places where they would fit right in. They were clearly not amused by my remarks.
Don’t forget Boston, Amherst, MA... Hyannis, MA, Nantucket, Nauchon Island (Kerry summer home), Wellesley, MA (Barney Frank’s home), 50 for Connecticut (Chris Dodd’s home state), 30 for VT, NH, and ME, 50 for NYC...