Which reminds me. Besides stocking up on water, ammo, food, medical supplies, and the works, BUY LARD. Buy lots and lots of lard. Raise pigs in your front yard. They are not afraid of death, but they are averse to becoming defiled.
Most households already have sausage and bacon as a staple, many also have a football or two.
Sounds like a good reason to help Harley Davidson out and go buy a hog.