The US Airways Hudson River Conspiracy

skepticblog ^ | 1/22/09 | Dunning

[mgstarr]

[rabidralph]

We gotta get these folks together on the birth certificate threads.

[cripplecreek]

Nerd jihadi training camp caught on film training with a poultry cannon.

http://www.blinkbox.com/TV/875/Chicken-Gun?Scene=7965

[library user]

Where is the tinfoil alert?

[FatherofFive]

A Wing can support a 250,000 lb plane at several G's

These folks know nothing about flight, or the Bernoulli principle, or the fact that the wings lift the plane.

The probably think the 'flaps' on the wings refers to number of times they move up and down to gain altitude.

Ignorance is bliss for some.

[MahatmaGandu]

I commuted to work this morning in total safety despite the rain. Obviously, the government is covering something up.

[machogirl]

“How can more than 20 people stand on a wing and not collapse it? “

Because they don’t have the combined weight of rosanne and rosie?

[Godzilla]

LOL Thank you, I feel safer now.

[Freeport]

Nut balls on parade don’t know d#$% about aerodynamics, structures, or bird strikes...

Here’s a true conspires, throw these whack jobs into the middle of the Atlantic and have them swim back to shore.

We can then say they all “Disappeared Suspiciously” from a nice swim in the ocean...

[GeronL]

Lol. I doubt it was birds. The second engine at least.

Those people are nuts.

[GeronL]

O is President but he is not in charge, he is following someone’s orders. Did he know what was in those EO’s when he signed them?

[sam_paine]

These folks know nothing about flight, or the Bernoulli principle,

I didn't know she ever played a principal! ;^)

[BenLurkin]

The Brown Acid is still on the market apparently.

[hope]

Yep!

[SkyDancer]

I was wondering how long it was going to take for Photoshopped pictures ... LOL ....

[Tramonto]

I just realized, this is the same plane that supposedly crashed into the pentagon on 9-11.....Where has it been this whole time? Area 51? Its all Bush’s fault! Haliburton!

[lunarville]

"Apparently, a flock of birds knocked out two engines but didn’t leave an impact on the nose (as you know much more flimsy than engines)."

Didn't leave an impact on the nose???

Didn't leave an impact on the nose???

[Tijeras_Slim]

BEDEVERE:
Does wood sink in water?
VILLAGER #1:
No. No.
VILLAGER #2:
No, it floats! It floats!
VILLAGER #1:
Throw her into the pond!
CROWD:
The pond! Throw her into the pond!
BEDEVERE:
What also floats in water?
VILLAGER #1:
Bread!
VILLAGER #2:
Apples!
VILLAGER #3:
Uh, very small rocks!
VILLAGER #1:
Cider!
VILLAGER #2:
Uh, gra— gravy!
VILLAGER #1:
Cherries!
VILLAGER #2:
Mud!
VILLAGER #3:
Uh, churches! Churches!
VILLAGER #2:
Lead! Lead!
ARTHUR:
A duck!
CROWD:
Oooh.
BEDEVERE:
Exactly. So, logically...
VILLAGER #1:
If... she... weighs... the same as a duck,... she’s made of wood.

[Darksheare]

“Peril Sensitive Paint”

[Darksheare]

And here may be found aforementioned peril sensitive paint.