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Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread - Thursday 01/22/09
The EIB Network ^ | January 22, 2009 | Rush Limbaugh

Posted on 01/22/2009 9:00:11 AM PST by TSchmereL

AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, Maha-Rushie! America's anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do--that's host. Get ready to what you were born to do--that's listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).

We love to hear Rush Limbaugh,
Excellence in Broadcasting.
From sea to shining sea,
Millions and millions listen.
Conservative voice of freedom,
Heard throughout all America.
A message pure and truthful,
The downhearted are encouraged.
Integrity and honesty his motto.
We love you, Rush.
Listen to Rush Limbaugh.
G-d Bless you, Rush Limbaugh.


TOPICS: Government; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: elrushbo; limbaugh; rush; talkradio
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To: Enterprise
How sad. But there's good news! If you wish to be euthanized the Government will only charge you $29.95 and if you refer a friend, your fee will be waived! Hope and change. Kill baby kill!

I nominate this statement as the "Extemely-Funny-but-Horribly-True" statement of the day!
41 posted on 01/22/2009 9:31:23 AM PST by Eagle of Liberty (This nation must not die on our watch.)
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To: workerbee
LOL! Priceless. Wonder if that could be made into a ringtone?

You just gave me mission. I'll let you know how it goes. ROFL!!!
42 posted on 01/22/2009 9:33:13 AM PST by Eagle of Liberty (This nation must not die on our watch.)
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To: Enterprise
If you wish to be euthanized the Government will only charge you $29.95 and if you refer a friend, your fee will be waived!

In that case, I refer Jack Murtha.

43 posted on 01/22/2009 9:34:12 AM PST by WorkerbeeCitizen (The only time I want a Republican reaching across the aisle is to smack a liberal.)
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To: TSchmereL; All

To those who have the copy to the Sean Hannity Show GIANT PING LIST, please ping it towards 3PM. I have the thread set up already, thanks. :) =^..^=


44 posted on 01/22/2009 9:34:27 AM PST by Biggirl (GO UCONN!=^..^==^..^==^..^==^..^==^..^=)
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To: angcat

PING to you!!!!!


45 posted on 01/22/2009 9:35:13 AM PST by geege
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To: Kerretarded

Thank you for choosing our euthanasia center. And have a happy day!

46 posted on 01/22/2009 9:35:50 AM PST by Enterprise (A Representive Republic - gone now. Foolish people.)
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To: WorkerbeeCitizen

LOL - oh yes, there are a LOT of people I would refer!!


47 posted on 01/22/2009 9:37:06 AM PST by Enterprise (A Representive Republic - gone now. Foolish people.)
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To: geege
Obama cannot think for himself. He needs to ask other people what to say???????????????????????????????????????
48 posted on 01/22/2009 9:39:41 AM PST by angcat ("When the strong man, fully armed, guards his own dwelling, his goods are safe".)
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To: Enterprise
LOL - oh yes, there are a LOT of people I would refer!!

Do you have to know them personally to refer them?
49 posted on 01/22/2009 9:40:21 AM PST by Eagle of Liberty (This nation must not die on our watch.)
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To: Enterprise

Soylent Green ... is People!


50 posted on 01/22/2009 9:40:28 AM PST by sono ("I love George W. Bush" - Dalai Lama)
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To: Enterprise
KSM admitted his crimes under torture, so when he is subjected to US courts instead of a military tribunal, he will have to set free since all evidence is not admissible.

America...safe no more.

51 posted on 01/22/2009 9:41:39 AM PST by lormand (Dissent is patriotic, only when the dissenter is a patriot, otherwise it is TREASON)
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He’s a real nowhere man
Sitting in his nowhere land
Making all his nowhere plans for nobody

Doesn’t have a point of view
Knows not where he’s going to
Isn’t he a bit like you and me?
Nowhere Man, please listen
You don’t know what you’re missing
Nowhere Man, the world is at your command

He’s as blind as he can be
Just sees what he wants to see
Nowhere Man can you see me at all?
Nowhere Man, don’t worry
Take your time, don’t hurry
Leave it all till somebody else lends you a hand...

It’s more suitable for Obama.


52 posted on 01/22/2009 9:42:00 AM PST by ReneeLynn (Socialism, it's the new black.)
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To: angcat

He is just a puppet or front-man for the Left.


53 posted on 01/22/2009 9:43:22 AM PST by rightwingintelligentsia (1-20-13)
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To: sono
The national security orders mandate that interrogation techniques in the Army Field Manual be used by all intelligence and law enforcement services;

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/first100days/2009/01/22/obama-issues-directives-detainees-interrogation-guantanamo/

This what worries me.

54 posted on 01/22/2009 9:43:28 AM PST by WorkerbeeCitizen (The only time I want a Republican reaching across the aisle is to smack a liberal.)
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To: angcat

I cannot BELIEVE that sound byte Rush played. This entire ozero fiasco is such a joke.

Can you imagine if GWB had asked someone else to explain his EO? YE GADS AND LIDDLE FISHEES!


55 posted on 01/22/2009 9:43:40 AM PST by Fudd Fan ("Hope and Change" - it's a COOKBOOK!)
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To: Kerretarded

I don’t know for sure. But I will pretend to know them.


56 posted on 01/22/2009 9:44:01 AM PST by Enterprise (A Representive Republic - gone now. Foolish people.)
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To: lormand

Democrats - doing the hard and dirty work to destroy America. They haven’t missed a beat.


57 posted on 01/22/2009 9:45:27 AM PST by Enterprise (A Representive Republic - gone now. Foolish people.)
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To: TSchmereL

http://www.greenbaypressgazette.com/article/20090122/GPG0101/901220520/1978

Once again... Rush is hijacking a moment in history...


58 posted on 01/22/2009 9:45:31 AM PST by redrunner (Anagram this: Obama-Biden = IM A B-BAD ONE)
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To: sono
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There's Soylent Green soap and bathroom cleaners.

There's Soylent Green "It has the strength to withstand gale force winds" mending glue.

Soylent Green
Just the thing for you
Never doubt our product
There's nothing it can't do.

Don't be fooled by substitutes!

59 posted on 01/22/2009 9:51:58 AM PST by Enterprise (A Representive Republic - gone now. Foolish people.)
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To: ReneeLynn

Bump!


60 posted on 01/22/2009 9:56:24 AM PST by Enterprise (A Representive Republic - gone now. Foolish people.)
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