Japanese Toy Maker Makes Hilarious Precision OBAMA Dolls..!

Gamu Toys, KK (Japanese companY) ^ | Jan 21st, 2009 | gaijin

[uglybiker]

You mean 'hirarious', don't you?

[Eye of Unk]

What another full size sex doll?

[Bon mots]

Sorry, for the big one...

[MeanWestTexan]

"You know, stupid people should wear a sign. One day I was in the Senate and Ted Kennedy came in my office having drank about a bottle of Chivas Regal. He said, 'Hussein, olr' buddy . . . "

[CaribouCrossing]

In an effort to keep the Obama dolls as realistic as possible, I would suggest that the doll must say, “um” and use the word “extraordinary” ad nauseum.

[gaijin]

I'd have him with the pistol, raiders jersey and baggy shorts.

He could be threatening Barbie on some dingy, run-down street corner with stuff like, "Ummm..gimme my extraordinary money, bit**...!!"

And he'd have the piece pointed at her.

[keepitreal]

I'm Barack Obama - you're new American Idol.

[keepitreal]

I'm sorry, but this is all so very far-fetched. Don't the Japanese know that Obama has already banned all automatic weapons, pistols, machetes, pocket knives and Jedi knight laser swords?

[popdonnelly]

Does he walk on the flag?

[keepitreal]

I bet Bill Clinton wishes he had a removable left hand like this doll. He could have just switched out hands when he wanted to go on the prowl - no telltale wedding ring dent.

[Dr.Deth]

"No, Barack, I am your father!

Bet you didn't dream about that, did you?"

[Dr.Deth]

Mammy!

[keepitreal]

“No, Barack, I am your father!

Bet you didn’t dream about that, did you?”

Then, I guess, Barack is truly an ALIEN!

[Chode]

and 0bama take another one in the.................................HA ha!!!

[JohnBovenmyer]

Props for a Team America sequel.

[PGR88]

The ears aren’t big enough.

[rabidralph]

Obama looks like John Allan Mohammed, the DC sniper.

[Gondring]

I love that!

“Obarri-Two, I am your father....”

[Gondring]

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