[a fool in paradise]

All animals are equal, some are more equal than others.

When does life begin? That question (as is the job of President) is above this guy's pay grade.

Can you be a little bit pregnant? There lies the answer to the question of when life begins.

[LomanBill]

And in other news, crates of milk and apples were seen to be moved into the Whitehouse along with the Obama’s personal effects.

Or was that personnel effects?

Stay tuned for clarification.

Back to you, Winston.