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Helen Thomas has genetic illness
IHateTheMedia.com ^ | 1/21/09 | Jim DeYong

Posted on 01/21/2009 7:21:43 AM PST by slomark

Helen Thomas, the angry old warhorse who has squatted in the front row at every presidential press conference since the Zachary Taylor administration, ‘fessed up to her liberal bias in a Canadian TV interview.

“I’m a liberal,” Thomas admitted, “I was born a liberal. I’ll be one ’til I die. What else should a reporter be when you see so much and when we have such great privilege and access to the truth?”

So Thomas was born that way. She can’t help it. Her blatant liberal bias is genetic. It’s in her DNA. It’s like being left-handed or blue-eyed.

I Hate the Media’s Scientific Advisory Board (a completely unaccredited group with no actual scientific experience) demands that geneticists now attempt to find the genetic link between liberal women and unattractiveness.

(Excerpt) Read more at ihatethemedia.com ...


TOPICS: Miscellaneous; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: helenthomas; liberalbias; media; mediabias; nopicturesplease; pravdamedia
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To: slomark

worms

41 posted on 01/21/2009 8:08:28 AM PST by Doogle (USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
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To: slomark

Ouch! I bit my tongue


42 posted on 01/21/2009 8:11:09 AM PST by AppyPappy (If you aren't part of the solution, there is good money to be made prolonging the problem.)
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To: traderrob6

“...anyone who is a conservative after 30 doesn’t have a brain.”

Err...uh... I think you need to tweak that a little... don’t you?


43 posted on 01/21/2009 8:11:14 AM PST by TCH (Another redneck clinging to guns and religion)
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To: TommyDale

Liberalism is a mental disorder.


44 posted on 01/21/2009 8:13:45 AM PST by TennTuxedo
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To: slomark
Helen Thomas has genetic illness.

Yeah, it's called butt-uglyosis

45 posted on 01/21/2009 8:16:12 AM PST by Non-Sequitur
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To: slomark

Problem is, liberalism and truth have nothing in common.


46 posted on 01/21/2009 8:24:24 AM PST by Oldpuppymax (AGENDA OF THE LEFT EXPOSED)
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To: slomark

NUFF SAID. Ugly inside and out. I am not posting or looking for HT pictures either, since I noticed the nopicturesplease in the Keywords.

47 posted on 01/21/2009 8:30:50 AM PST by Arrowhead1952 (Dissent is patriotic - Hussein is not and will never be my president.)
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To: slomark

Her physical ugliness is a manifestation of the ugliness of her soul.


48 posted on 01/21/2009 8:32:30 AM PST by DarthVader (Liberal Democrats are the party of EVIL whose time of judgment has come.)
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To: slomark

To Helen Thomas truth is a perception she’s created to define her fictional reality.

The actual reality, however, is based on facts. Thomas re-interprets her perception of facts and calls it “truth.”

We would have had a lot of fun with Helen Thomas’ version of fictional reality in Philosophy 101.

— Jane


49 posted on 01/21/2009 8:51:09 AM PST by quintr
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To: slomark
I’m a stupid,” Thomas admitted, “I was born stupid. I’ll be stupid ’til I die. What else should a reporter be when you see so much and when we have such great privilege and access to the myth?”

David Horowitz and a few others were born to Communists parents and he was one himself into adulthood. He wised up. Helen's excuse is just that, an excuse for stupidity.

50 posted on 01/21/2009 9:12:10 AM PST by Mind-numbed Robot (Not all that needs to be done needs to be done by the government)
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To: TommyDale

Beauty is only skin deep.
Ugly goes all the way to the bone....


51 posted on 01/21/2009 9:14:14 AM PST by Kozak (USA 7/4/1776 to 1/20/2009 Requiescat In Pace)
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To: slomark
Helen Thomas antidote!

Enjoy!

52 posted on 01/21/2009 9:29:08 AM PST by Young Werther (Julius Caesar (Quae Cum Ita Sunt. Since these things are so.))
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To: meandog

Personally I find it hard to believe that this entity was born. Strikes me more likely to have been more like a slime-mold origin except that would be insulting to perfectly decent slime molds!


53 posted on 01/21/2009 3:22:14 PM PST by SES1066 (Cycling to conserve, Conservative to save, Saving to Retire, will Retire to Cycle.)
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To: SES1066

Helen Thomas has a disease called Posterior Transportitis. Her ass has crawled around to where her face should be.


54 posted on 01/21/2009 4:37:22 PM PST by csmusaret (Call any Congresscritter at 1-877-762-8762. Tell them what you think.)
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To: slomark
It’s in her DNA. It’s like being left-handed or blue-eyed.

Or a clubbed foot. Or (in Helen's case) born sans cerebral cortex....

55 posted on 01/21/2009 5:02:10 PM PST by uglybiker (1f u c4n r34d th1s u r34lly n33d 2 g3t l41d)
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