Whew, what a relief, now we know everything’s all right. Don’t bother to tell us which Senator it is, they are all so honest, patriotic and trustworthy, that this completely puts my mind at ease about that silly birth certificate controversy. Examined by the University of Pennsylvania, real experts, golly, I’m impressed. It’s so reassuring to get a nice, detailed, thoughtful letter, obviously personally written, from one of our illustrious Senators. The tone was so typically condescending too, that now I feel downright ashamed I ever doubted Obama’s statements about his birth certificate. We don’t need to see that old piece of paper, heck, we’ve got a U.S. Senator telling us that even the Supreme Court doesn’t care. Ah, I feel so much better now knowing our government has everything under perfect control.