[Dr. Scarpetta]

I usually refrain from commenting on clothing choices, but Michelle’s choice is not flattering. She looks like a big gold cow.

I'm shocked at how big Michelle looks. I wonder if she's gained weight since the election, or is it this particular dress...

[spectre]

I'm thinking Michelle has on a bullet proof vest beneath the dress...not that she'd need it.

[HonestConservative]

There might be extra girth due to bullet proof vests involve, no?